bioshock infinite + vigors
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bioshock infinite + vigors
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Anonymous asked: Also, keep talking every so often so I get more updates. Shit's fun.
Watching league of legends allstars with my friends. shits so funny
Anonymous asked: I wasn't being sarcastic. The first two words, I was, but you really did have me laughing a lot. Don't be insecure or anything, kid.
Saying Kid makes me think of bastion. That was quite a good game.
I need boyfriend
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Anonymous asked: Fornicate thou, I should NOT have laughed at that as hard as I just did. That idea didn't even conceptualize ONCE in my head. I seriously can't stop laughing, my sides are just ejecting past Earth's orbit rightn ow.
I dont even know if you’re being sarcastic or not and now im just feeling insecure @-@
Anonymous asked: Eh, if anything, day to day life is more dangerous than other shit like natural disasters. Seriously, almost pissed off a turkey walking down the road one day just by looking at it. Good to see you're working somewhere, at least someone can get a job. Unlucky on my part for no apparent reason, apparently. Every job seems to NOPE.avi me for no reason. It really irritates me. First it was people and now it's jobs. Next thing you know, it'll be cars too. Fuah.
Was I supposed to imagine you driving a car and then opening the door on its own and ejecting you, then driving way going nope.avi?
Anonymous asked: Y'should say why it's getting worse. No point in not saying it. Tumblr's basically a blog for you to say shit about shit. And, no idea if you're working a job or not, but it doesn't concern work at all so it shouldn't matter. People have a problem, screw the people. Pizza is always 'kay though. It's good here, more or less. Stormy, muggy, hot, a bit tornado and hurricaney, all that jazz and what not.
I just write about it somewhere else. I work at a bookstore and shit. Hope you’re safe. What are you doing now?
Anonymous asked: You ask, I deliver. Here I am, sweet Symphony. Care to share what's been happening to you as of late?
My mood haas been worse than usual, although consistant so the contrast doesn’t seem to bad. Eating pizza which is ok though. How are you?
i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection
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the LSP one though
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“If you try and make fun of them again, I’m gonna tell them. And they’re gonna come after you. And you know what they’re gonna do? They’re gonna kill you”
“Alvaro, you’re a pathetic little cunt. You’re not allowed to say that word, I am. Only I can say that word because I’m hardcore”
“I’m bi so I’m allowed to talk about girls’ body parts”
“You’re never gonna lose your virginity. You already know that though. You’re just gonna die alone because no one likes people who like metal, well, your type of metal”
“I like good metal, because, like, it’s all hot guys singing and that makes it good”
“If you play guitar, you’re not a musician, okay? You have to be hot, you have to be able to scream, and, uh, I could go on”
Youtube About Me section: “Megan Massacre. 13 AND LIVING LIFE AT LARGE WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Lol im really just ur average kid cept im already a scene queen 1st place bitchez! Dahvie is my idol and jayy is my fuqbuddy! (HES STRAIGHT 4 ME CUNTS) Im not mean unless u hate me then i could kill you lolz xD Diamonds and tiaras eat my heart cuz im hardcore xxxx lick me.”
Is this even real
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